Let me just say this: It’s nothing this side of deplorable, that a
certain Chaim Levine – yeah, that’s Chuck’s real name – mistook this rock
star for his own selfish exit strategy, bro. Because you have absolute and
total resolve about your decisions. If you love with violence and you hate
with violence, there’s nothing that can be questioned.

You know, they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly
children and just look at their loser lives and then they look at me and
say, ‘I CAN’T PROCESS IT!’ Well, no, and you never will. Stop trying. Just
sit back and enjoy the show …. You know? They have zero. They have that
night, and I will forget about them as the last image of them exits my
beautiful home. And they will get out there and they will sell me, and they
will lose. And I’m … you know … most of the time. And this includes
naps! You know, I’m an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. And I
will deploy my ordinance to the ground. And, uh …. Check it, Alex, I
embarrassed him in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace
that his unevolved mind can’t process. Okay … last I checked, Chaim, I’ve
spent close to the last decade, I don’t know, effortless and magically
converting your tin cans into pure gold.

  • Um … but I’m excited to get back … to work. Um … and not to completely discount what you just talked about … It’s just that if I bring up these … these turds … these little losers … there’s no reason to then bring them back into the fold, because I have real fame, and they have nothing.
  • But there’s also … falling from it … is the apple from The Giving Tree. There’s my life. Deal with it. Oh, wait! Can’t process it. Losers! WINNING! B’bye.
  • And I’m like … guys, it’s right there in the thing. Duh! We work for the Pope. We murder people. We’re Vatican assassins.
  • And you know, to sully and to contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something I’ll leave to the amateurs and the bible grippers.
  • Because you have absolute and total resolve about your decisions. If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there’s nothing that can be questioned.
  • How complicated can it be? What they’re not ready for, is guys like you and I, Nails, and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life … that we are high priests … Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

Winning is Passe

$33.5012 month
I’m done. I’m done. It’s on. Bring it, as I say. I ain’t hidin’. And therefore there’s nothing in the middle. I don’t live in the middle anymore. That’s where you get slaughtered. That’s where you get embarrassed in front of the prom queen. And it’s just not an option. They will lose the rest of their lives as they think about me and my life for the rest of their lives. So … it’s … there’s no … again, bring me a challenge, somebody. Bring me a frickin’ challenge. Because, you know … it just ain’t there. WINNING!
Share Button